Fasthole

Someone who thinks they're better than another runner simply because they are faster.
Steve is a fasthole, he's such a jerk to anyone who can't run a sub-3 marathon.
by RunOregon July 20, 2009
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Slowhole

Someone who thinks runners that run faster than them are all jerks.
Victoria is a classic slowhole ... if she can't keep up with someone, that runner is clearly a jerk.
by RunOregon July 20, 2009
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