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fart running

When you're in the process of running, you start to release gas and everytime you take a step I little part of your fart comes out.
Oh the other day I was running at school and I farted, I was fart running.
by djdie January 25, 2009
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farting point

After some time in a relationship with a woman, the man will feel comfortable farting loudly in her presence. This point in time is the farting point
-Jill and I have been together 5 months now

-Have you reached the farting point yet?

-Nah, she's a bit too frigid
by Zamb August 5, 2009
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fartake

1 : to take part in or experience smelling a really bad ass-gas along with others

2 : to have a portion (as of fart)
Everyone inside the elevator fartaked in the godawful-smelling poo-gas when Joan of Fart let one out in full force.
by Mr. Gassy October 22, 2009
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Fart wipe

The wiping of your A-hole after a soppy, wet fart.

Sometimes when going to the toilet for, what you think is going to be a shit; you end up just doing a wet fart. A quick wipe would leave traces of shit on the toilet paper.
This would be a fart wipe.
"hey, you didn't flush everything from that shit you just had!'
"I didn't take a dump, it was just a fart wipe

Or

"mate, I've just done a really wet fart and think it might skid my pants"

"here, borrow a tissue and have a fart wipe"
by Beach slick November 3, 2009
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Fart boy

Someone who is typically skinny, who wears Hawaiian t-shirts and JNCO jeans. They must also have a mullet.
Wow, did you see that fart boy? Yeah, he looks so stylish
by Dr_yote March 31, 2021
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farting rainbows and unicorns

When someone is so head-over-heels in love with someone that they believe their own previously toxic flatulence has been magically transformed into something inordinately wonderful.
Ever since I first laid eyes on her I’ve been farting rainbows and unicorns!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021
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Trust Fart

Like a Trust Fall, but with a fart of unknown quality. Performed with eyes closed, arms crossed, and legs slightly apart.
I was starting to feel better and decided to perform a Trust Fart in the grocery store and shit my pants.
by Cloverleaf July 2, 2015
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