domestic

When a situation is so unfortunate that you cannot describe it as anything else other than ‘domestic’.

“Ugh next week it says it’s gonna rain and snow”
“Ok now it’s just getting domestic”

by Ckm36 July 20, 2022

Domestic Violence

Simba and wardens civil partnership

I want to call 1800neglect to support my domestic violence

by TillybOTGA August 16, 2022

Domesticated Arson

Fire kept as a pet like a candle, fireplace or bonfire

Person 1: What is your favourite form of domesticated arson?

Person 2: Im a fan of candles in my opinion

by NexxR3 December 12, 2022

Does Alisha Howard love Josh Jenkins

Alisha Howard is so in love with Joshua Jenkins. She can't wait to spend the rest of her life with him. He is funny, smart, sexy and a perfect match for her.....He loves loving up on her!!!!! To the crayons

Does Alisha Howard love Josh Jenkins.

by A loves J January 11, 2023

Dokes

A strong confirmation or agreement.

Variation of “okey-dokey/ okes-dokes” without sounding like a tool.

Wife: Grab a bottle of something strong on your way home, it’s been a day.
Husband: dokes

Friend1: You take the Escalade and I’ll take the Jeep, see you in Mexico.

Friend2: dokes.

by super_rad January 12, 2023

Domesticated asshole

Noun. A domestic asshole knocks over precious items off tables and counters, destroys everything you love, has a napoleon complex, and steals your heart; a typical house cat

Meet my domesticated asshole! He's a pain in the ass and breaks things but I love him.

by anonymous January 18, 2023

does it look like i care

the response you get when you actually help people solve their problems

Jamal: oh my gawd i can't do algebra!11!11
Person 2: ok just do this and do that and do this and do that
Jamal: um, does it look like i care, nerd?

by truthtellingguy January 22, 2023