crotch stomp

The dance that crabs do on your crotchal area while you sleep.

Yo, my crotch stomp kept me up all night.

by gobbledegook October 3, 2007

Crotch Turkey

When the hair in your crotch feathers out like a turkey

Casey Papabitch has a crotch turkey

by King Of OFHS April 23, 2009

Fernette Crotch

1. A combination of a fire crotch and a brunette.

2. When a girl trys to pull off being
both a fire crotch and brunette.

Katelyn thinks she is hot shit, she aint nothing but a fernette crotch !

by thebitchyoudontmesswith April 30, 2009

Crotch Pocket

The extra bit of material in guys' pants that allows wiggle room for their crotch. The crotch pocket is often evident in guys pants when folded in the middle. Girls' pants often do not have the crotch pocket, which is why guys will have to "tuck it in" when wearing them.

"Dude, these jeans have such a huge crotch pocket. I feel so free."

by Rage of Kage May 7, 2008

drop crotch

When your so fat, your crotch becomes a role.

My aunt has a very large drop crotch.

by viewtimesivebeenaroundthattrak February 1, 2017

crotch glue

assorted body fluid/s PRIMARILY male ejaculate/s!!

my very first encounter with crotch glue was discovering a discarded "girly"/porn 'mag' with the pages stuck together right at the best part!, i was like; WTF??

as the years rolled by, this innocent 'vision' was eventually replaced by 'the truth'!!

jake was only too happy to 'make sticky' with dana, as crotch glue 'leapt' out of his 'crank'!!

her/his "foundation garmets" were soiled with/by crotch glue!!

crotch glue was everywhere in the room, detective collins quickly put on rubber gloves.

by michael foolsley February 21, 2013

fire crotch

This is when a individuals pubic area is red primarily due to Norwegian ancestory. These people have the ability to light cigarettes without the use of an incendiary device purely by placing their crotch in contact with it!

He ran out of matches so he used his fire crotch to light the cigarette!

by timer KWB August 17, 2006