Unnecessary Concern

A person that puts a ton of concern on something that isn't related directly or indirectly related to them, this person is usually a pessimist and an overthinker (May or may not be thinking of multiple scenarios in their head).
After realizing their mistake they will usually feel stupid or guilty when it is revealed.

Person 1 : I'm gonna buy something from 7 / 11 wait here.
Person 2 : Ok
Person 2's Mind : (Someone's gonna rob the place and shoot him or maybe he trips and falls on his head on a sharp object)

Person 1 : I'm back
Person 2 : Fuck, I feel so stupid for worrying
Person 1 : Stop placing unnecessary concern on stupid shit

by just_a_guy_with_a_p3n1$ May 11, 2022

kurtis conner

an incredible commentary youtuber/comedian/musician who started on vine. he has a beautiful girlfriend named jenna allard, who he fell in love with after peeing on her roommate’s stuffed animals while cross-faded. the two of them have a silly little dog named kiwi. he is absolutely hilarious and everyone should watch him and become a citizen of kurtistown, because he is always uploading BANGERS! he never misses! he is often associated with danny gonzales, drew gooden, jacob sharpe, and dean hebscher.

person a: hey, have you seen kurtis conner’s new video? it was an absolute banger!!
person b: kurtis conner? i hardly know ‘er! 🤠

by yolomonster360 June 19, 2022

throat conference

when you are joking around with your friends who’s seeing a girl to “just talk”

person: Ill be back man I’m gonna go have a talk with this girl I’ve been seeing.

friend: nah you know you just going there to have throat conference.

by dietscorpio July 29, 2022

Miles Concert

a very embarrassing and pathetic attempt at getting a girl. A completely humbling experience. Instant rejection.

Person 1: "Hey, did you see how he asked her out?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was a total Miles Concert"

by Snow snowy snow November 23, 2022

Fake Concern

A person who pretends to care about issues or the "current thing" that doesn't even concern them. They go on the internet to post claiming to "support" the "current thing" and then argue with strangers about it.

Spare me the fake concerns on social media!

by obsoletebill February 10, 2023

Tiktok canzer

Pronounced TikTok K-A-N-Z-A

Temporarily loss of judgement when using social media.

A young TikTok addict who is easily influenced by tiktok challenges even when they are dangerous.

If challenged to burn themselves they do it no question asked.

TikTok famous person: makes a video explaining how she’s almost 20 and never sneaked out of the house.
Gen Z teen: that makes sense! I should do the same before I reach 20 too.

Observer: hmm they must have been infected by the tiktok canzer

Proceeds to sneak out and hope for the best.

by Tiktokcanzer January 13, 2023

Rachmaninoff Concerto

hand and ball breaking music that destroys your hands and is like almost impossible to play at the original tempo, only god valentina lisitsa gets close, also the chords are so huge like wtf i cant reach 13's! the second piano concerto is the most popular one overshadowing the 1st and 3th and 4th, didnt even know there was a 4th, also its one of the most romantical pieces of music and it makes me cum everytime i hear it

Pianist 1: Hey what repertoire are you learning?
Pianist 2:Rachmaninoff concerto.
Pianist 1: My best wishes for your balls.

by SeiyaIdk August 24, 2023