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It’s four for Callum lang!
by PepsiGeez February 7, 2025
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Calling the beagle

at some point in the past, Andrew Secunda, celebrity co-host of Star Trek: the next conversation podcast, went to a dog show with an ex-girlfriend. At the beginning of the show, he said that the beagle was going to win and ultimately he was right.

This story has been told time and time again with no recollection of ever having being told in the past. Because of this, the phrase “calling the beagle“ has been used to reference stories which are told multiple times by a person without any recollection of the story ever being told before.
and then I said…”

Yeah I know what you said. You’re calling the beagle.”
by BillMcGov March 7, 2025
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Callum-posting

The chronic habit of posting painfully mundane, oddly specific, and questionably profound WhatsApp statuses that nobody asked for—but now we all have to live with.

Often includes:
• Food hot takes that sound like rejected Dragon’s Den pitches

• Daily life updates that feel like side quests from a preschool teacher

• Music screenshots with cryptic captions that don’t make sense but sound like they might if you were high
• Off-brand motivational quotes with the emotional depth of a soggy Rich Tea biscuit
• Photos of countryside or suburban nothingness with captions like “Needed this”
“Man acts like he’s the main character in a Netflix indie short every time he posts. Stop the Callum-posting”

You know you’re Callum-posting when your status feels like a TED Talk but it’s just a tree and bad lighting.”
by Cally420 March 27, 2025
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Callum Gillespie

Callum Gillespie loves vodka anything and will drink anyone under the table. He is well known for his tough stuff on and his ability to never know when to shut up. Also has just finished the leaving cert which is a proper two fingers to all the teachers
Callum Gillespie loves using johnnies

Callum Gillespie was spotted in mccaffs
Callum Gillespie does not give a flying f
by Camping Heineken June 13, 2025
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callony

A human settlement where da residents are "on da horn" quite a bit.
Years ago when there were large banks of pay-phones in a shopping-mall or town square, there would often be an entire callony of teenagers gathered around said jabber-boxes, and all yackin' to their friends and families at da same time!
by QuacksO July 12, 2025
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Callum Crump

used to refer to a cool underground fakemink skater.
Someone who isnt narcissistic, the best person to ever exist and doesnt manipulate anyone.
"Wow is that Callum Crump, he killed my whole family but said I was calm so imma be mates with him"
by poo123testicles July 30, 2025
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calling in a chit

Calling in a debt; a favor to be repaid
Are you asking as a friend or are you calling in a chit? Im calling in a chit; a favor.
by LunaticByNature September 10, 2025
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