british-ifier

turning something british

i turned pencil from hit show battle for dream island: the power of two british with my british-ifier

by GelatinBFB January 4, 2026

British Pancake

A horrible multi-stage sexual act when a man pisses and poops on a woman's stomach and mixes it together via tongue. The man then French kisses the woman. The man then uses the Piss-Poop concoction as lube for anal sex. They then have anal sex using the piss-poop lubricant. After anal sex, there should be cum mixed into the piss and poop. The man then uses his hand to reach into the anus and scoops out the piss-poop-cum mixture and feeds it to the woman (if the woman feels the need to vomit, it shall be done while French kissing into the mans mouth).

Yo, I just gave my girl a British Pancake last night and now me and Jenna are in the hospital.

by Horribel Definition Maker January 11, 2026

jimmy britts

Australian version of British rhyming slang 'tom tits' for diarrhea/the shits.

Jeez Bruce, don't go to Bali, you'll come back with the a case of the Jimmys!

by David from Kingsbury September 11, 2005

ockert brits

An olympic pole vaulter from south africa. He's name is used in vain. Much like "Jesus Christ"

Ockert Brits bru!!

by Gerry Popoj March 22, 2009

speaking british

Speaking British - a lot like speaking english, just way cooler and funner to do.

speaking british makes to way awesomeer than anyone else in the world, (besides speaking australian)

by Purple Ninja Hippo March 26, 2010

Madonna British

"British" people that were born in the American mid-west, raised Catholic, and got famous as a Pop Icon/Sex Symbol that now "practice" Kabbalah, write childrens' books & speak in the most forced accent you've ever heard

"You can take the girl out of Detroit...but y'all know the rest; hence Madonna British."

by Daytona Slim April 25, 2013

pugna brutus

It's a psychological state where two developed characters that entirely knows the mainstream music that everyone knows. The silence is still, and the urge for communication or reaction is desperately needed. Out of a speechless void, one starts to whistle/hum a popular pop song. Person #2 still feels the void and intends to whistle/hum out of boredom and hope that someone will recognize whatever he/she intended for feedback. The sounds intertwine, now only the loudest and longest suppresses the other, but in the end, you are still not recognized..

Morgan Freeman: "Here lies the pugna brutus"

David: "Hey I just met you, and this crazy.."

Sawyer: "this love has taken its toll...."

David: "BUT HERES MY NUMBER, SO CALL ME MAYBE!"

Sawyer: ......

Everyone else: ......

by Morgan, Morgan Freeman August 16, 2013