Works at the post office

A term used to describe somebody who is clearly on drugs and/or schizophrenic

Person 1: Do you see that crazy old geezer on the street
Person 2: He definitely works at the post office

by Wadda 147 July 6, 2023

office grunger

a grunger who works in an office by day and a punk rocker by night

man, Amy is a sexy office grunger!

by grunger 101 October 26, 2011

Office Pool Eunich

When your office mates won't either join in the vairous office pools and/or mess it up somehow

I can't believe Mark and Joel split the NCAA pool- the night bfore the final game "just to be safe" What office pool eunichs!

or: I can't believe Jordan won't put in a dollar for the office pool- what an office pool eunich!

by Stank the Tank June 19, 2008

office siren

An aesthetic and fashion trend popularized by TikTok and Instagram in late 2023 and early 2024, taking inspiration by 1990's to 2000's corporate culture, luxury brands and being defined by items such as "Bayonetta glasses", pencil skirts, button ups, heels and female associated formalwear. The look is intended to look sleek, mysterious, sexy and nerdy. Occupations of the "office siren" include lawyer, librarian, receptionist and most popularly, a secretary.

The secretary was described as an office siren by their boss.

by gilbert mudflaps June 6, 2024

Octennial Officer

These are officers above humans. They not only have eight hands through which they juggle their professional and personal life but they also have a huge heart and are gods above humans. They take care and nurture the needy with their lives. Rumors state that they are currently living among us, however, no one has ever acknowledged them for what they have done. They are very good at hiding under the blanket when depressed. They have great bone density which also makes them dangerous.

human: hello, are you an Octennial Officer?
octennial officer: go away, I am sleeping

by baba the child August 6, 2023

Office Pie

The hottest guy/girl in the office that everyone wants a piece of.

"Dude, you see that new girl Michelle that just started today? She's so hot, she's definitely the new office pie."

by BlueSwag February 4, 2017

OFFICER ASSIST

The act of inserting or extracting something in or out of the colon with self or other help.

i needed to make a deposit for the toilet bank, so a little finger gave me an officer assist with my prison wallet!

by robetitcussin February 23, 2019