New York minute

An extremely short period of time.

I was over that weed, in a new york minute.

by dudeman December 8, 2003

New York Minute

Refers to the hectic life of typical businesspeople in New York City. Often used to put work load into context.

Phew! I just did 2 hours of work in a New York minute!

by Eric December 9, 2003

mitties

combo of man and titties
a man having enormous breasts as if he has female tits

jeez Javier you have some big mitties look like some DD's

by jstepp December 24, 2007

Dick Mitten

Slang term for Vagina.

Oh, you kicked me right in the Dick Mitten!

by KJ152 January 21, 2009

shit mittens

n. A person's hands that are covered in human excrement (shit)
ex. A general description of being displeased, or a term for an unpleasant person

Ex. (n) That guy needs to learn to wipe, he was wearing a pair of shit mittens when he came out of the stall.

(n) My daughter tried to take care of her own diaper, but only ended up with a pair of shit mittens.

(ex) Oh shit mittens!

(ex) Don't listen to that guy, he's just a shit mitten.

by Spc. Edwards August 24, 2006

5 Minute Larry

When waiting in a lineup for 5 minutes or more and you cream on the back of an unsuspecting woman.

Hey Cam did you just see that 5 minute Larry I just pulled on that chick.

by Da Prime August 20, 2010

Mitt-rolled

to be mugged for your Vancouver 2010 team Canada mittens

Serjie: Where'd your red mittens go!?
Nigel: I frikken got mitt-rolled last night.

by dendrite February 21, 2010