Milk Duds 

Women who can't breastfeed their children.

Amy's children were formula feed because she has milk duds.

Milk Duds by Millie Mustang April 28, 2019

milk run 

When you chug a gallon of milk then have sexual intercourse within 30 mins of chugging the milk.

Nick: “What’d you do when you were in Japan?”
Wyatt: “I went on a milk run”
Nick: “What’s that?”
Wyatt: “I went to a convenience store and grabbed a gallon of milk and a bag of chips on my way home. I chugged half the gallon and then my hook up called and asked me to come over. So I went to her place, had sex for 5 minutes, and chugged the rest of the gallon on my way home”

milk run by Interrupting Cow May 27, 2021

[milk can]

beer, can-o-beer
fawstaz

yo j-man could'ja grab me another milk can from the fridge?

[milk can] by knick dubbay January 30, 2009

milk chocolate shot 

The occurrence where after a man has withdrawn his creamy penis out of a ladies bum hole with a nugget of shit on it. He then takes the nugget, gets the lady to hold it in her teeth and with his creamy penis, he then cums on the nugget of shit and the lady eats it.

Its the luck of the draw whether you get a nugget or not. If not, it is not uncommon to slap the lady and try again.

"oi lets do a milk chocolate shot"

"oh whats that?"

"i will show you"

milk chocolate shot by jobby worker July 21, 2009

[milk toast] 

A spineless wimp who is nonetheless twenty times the person as those stupid pseudo-intellectual emo's who do nothing but talk shit all day.

Yeah, TJ was milk toast, but at least he's not a douchebag emo

[milk toast] by Drewster11 December 20, 2007

milk the cow 

Squeezing a boob.

if you hold the head steady I'm a milk the cow

milk the cow by Morgan May 4, 2004

Milk and Cookies 

When a male and female are in a romantic relationship, and the male defecates in a glass of milk (non-fat, 2%, or whole milk), giving it to her without telling her or implying that there is fecal matter submerged within.

"Dude, I totally gave that bitch a Milk and Cookies!" "No way man! did she barf the turd out?"

Milk and Cookies by Metropolitan Lingo Researcher September 3, 2011