Kitchen tattoo

The resulting scar pattern from when you burn or otherwise injure yourself while cooking in the kitchen. Commonly found on the arms and hands of chefs and other professional food workers.

"Tom didn't realize his arm was resting on the hot oven until he felt it burning; the mark it left was just one more kitchen tattoo from a lifetime working with piping hot oils and equipment!"

by beingeco October 17, 2021

slippery kitchen worktop

the result of your worktops after a hard dirty romp on the kitchen counter with your boyfriend, whilst you're making tea for his mum who is upstairs in bed. The worktops could be covered in sweat, period liquid shit or perhaps cum after the session, just depends on where and how you did it ;)

mums love slippery kitchen worktops

by moiralinaa July 12, 2009

loose kittens

Female version of "free balling" refers to when a woman lets her pussy run free.

Dude Kelly must be easy she was loose kittens in geology today!

by titanfan January 18, 2011

Fresh Kitten

Whilst having intercourse, Listerine is poured into the vagina to give it a nice, tingly feeling. Before she climaxes, the partner gets down and lets her squirt their mouth and then proceeds to use it as normal mouth rinse.

"Your teeth look so white, what have you been doing?"

"Fresh Kittens."

by Safey October 12, 2012

Bonsai Kittens

A hoax/shock site featuring young kittens being forced into too-small containers (jars, cubes, etc.) with a claim that you can grow kittens to be a certain shape, much like Japanese square watermelons.

See also Bonsai Kitty.

Troll: Hey guy, did you ever hear that kittens can be grown into cubes?
Guy: No....
Troll: bonsaikitten.com
Guy (after viewing site): ....Wut

Guy: Yea, Bonsai Kittens is definitely a shock site.

by computercat682 February 3, 2015

Discord kitten

Someone that pretends to love a discord mod for nitro and other benefits

They will often meow for their discord mod

An example of a classic discord kitten is max’s girlfriend

Max’s girlfriend is a discord kitten

by L is yoloswagking March 28, 2023

had a kitten

To be extremely upset about something; to have a paroxysm of anger, fear, or pain; a shit-fit.

When she came home to find him fornicating with her prize azalea bushes, she just about had a kitten.

by Donkeyfly August 11, 2013