Definitions by computercat682

Luke Bryan 

A guy in lady jeans, singing about "country girls"

Pathetic excuse for country music. Try Waylon Jennings or Merle Haggard

1: Hey, hoss, who's that guy in the sparkly lady jeans?
2: I think they call him Luke Bryan.

Luke Bryan by computercat682 September 24, 2015

Bonsai Kittens 

A hoax/shock site featuring young kittens being forced into too-small containers (jars, cubes, etc.) with a claim that you can grow kittens to be a certain shape, much like Japanese square watermelons.

See also Bonsai Kitty.

Troll: Hey guy, did you ever hear that kittens can be grown into cubes?
Guy: No....
Troll: bonsaikitten.com
Guy (after viewing site): ....Wut

Guy: Yea, Bonsai Kittens is definitely a shock site.

Bonsai Kittens by computercat682 February 3, 2015