Hobos Green Johnson

A jello dessert (usually made with green jello) that has fruit, marshmellows, or any other various treats in it. "Hobos" is used in the title because of the various foods hobos obtain from the public. This dessert is very popular in and derived from Yolo County of Northern California.

Dude, I was chillin at Evie's last night and everyone had hobos green johnson.

by deepfriedoreothing May 10, 2011

Rachel Red Johnson

Hoe
Stanky
Whiter than casper
Steels ex-boyfriends
Thinks she's black
loose pussy
Looks like a rat

Was that a human sized rat!? No, that was just Rachel Red Johnson.

by ohhnooo July 9, 2011

lisa nicole johnson

Lisa is a name givin to only the most beautiful of girls. They are sexy as fuck and will do anything to find the love of there life. Any guy would be lucky to have one but very few are lucky enough to find one and when they do they normally ruin it. The name lisa means beautiful, smart, sexy, funny , they can have a dirty side and they love good guys. I personally have fell in love with a lisa and her full name is lisa Nicole Johnson. She loves to say rawr and she Is perfect for me

I love lisa Nicole johnson

by mikoflio May 19, 2015

Mr. Johnson

The coolest Asian teacher I know. Laid back but still teaches well and is more than fair.

"Hey is that Mr. Johnson?" "Yeah he's the coolest"

by HeckinNice March 12, 2019

Ms. Johnson

A mega dumb bitch that doesn´t have a clue of what her job is supposed to be and gets mad at litterally everything that isn even a big deal

Ms. Johnson sure is a big bitch.

by GimmeAllYourBeans February 12, 2020

johnsonville

A sausage fest. A gathering with too many men and no women.

Overzealous Hipster 1: Great block party, eh? Cold beers, burgers on the grill, Buffet bumpin in the background...
Overzealous Hipster 2: Yeah bro, but where did the chicks fly off to? This patio just became extreme Johnsonville.

by Babbo June 19, 2008

Bleezy Johnson

The act of having sex with a virgin or a girl who is on her period and when you are about to ejaculate pull out and titty-fuck the individual so the blood from her vagina gets on her tits and then ejaculate on her face.

Bill: Dude I totally pulled off the Bleezy Johnson last night!!! She wasnt too happy about it though she had to take a shower after.

Jim: I bet dude she was already on her period and then you get her own period blood on her?! Gross dude!

by UncleGameTight September 3, 2009