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google-watch.org

a website run by paranoid nerds for paranoid dorks, dedicated to slandering google.
responsible for 72% of tin foil hat sales.
dork: hey guys, what if google is evil?!?!?!?
person: get back to google-watch.org you stupid dork.
by kotekzot June 15, 2007
mugGet the google-watch.orgmug.

Googling Facebook

This is the act of filling bucket with jizz, piss, vinegar, blood, shit, and purple kool-aid. You then take the bucket and splash in your sexual partners face.

This act is upgraded by yelling "Nigga, you a Nigger" during the splashing of the bucket's jizz mixture.
When we get home I'm gonna google your facebook SO hard.

Those lovebirds are probably googling facebook as we speak.
by MC Chocohol August 12, 2009
mugGet the Googling Facebookmug.

Google Crime

The act of forwarding, supporting, or otherwise encouraging the spread of information on social media without even the most cursory of internet searches to check the validity of the information.
Did you hear that Liam Neeson is actually 400 years old and was originally elected to be our first president but George Washington sabotaged the results?

Dude, what?

Yeah, I saw it on the internet so it's probably true.
Stop committing Google Crimes and look things up before you post.
by Sooook it! June 5, 2015
mugGet the Google Crimemug.

Google Gay

When someone stays in the closet, despite his gay tendencies, and stays at home googling gay porn all day
Do you think James is homosexual? Yeah but he's happy with being a google gay for now
by Shump February 1, 2014
mugGet the Google Gaymug.

Google to the rescue

When you don’t know the answer and google is the only way you can figure it out
I was talking to my girlfriend and she asked me a question I didn’t know the answer but then I googled it. She said well “google to the rescue!”
by SteelCityTexas October 15, 2018
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Google Court

Using Google to settle a trivia dispute.
Andy: Michael J. Fox played Marty McFly
Stephen: I don't think that's right.
Andy: Take it to Google Court!
by sparker29 August 29, 2012
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under-google

by illbot July 2, 2005
mugGet the under-googlemug.

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