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Why my pee pee blue?

24 hours after sexual intercourse with a extraterrestrial urination may be blue.
Him: why my pee pee blue?
Doctor: it seems like you fucked E.T.
by Fishyotter May 17, 2018
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An otherwise blameless life

Spending one's time rubbing elbows with dictators, lobbying on behalf of large corporations, backstabbing business partners, colluding with Russians, and generally being a shady sonuvagun.

First used by Judge T.S. Ellis in his explanation for his sentencing of Paul Manafort.
Paul Manafort should only go to jail for 47 months for his crimes which carry a maximum sentence in the decades because he has led an otherwise blameless life.
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National Blunt Day

A national holiday on March 27th for blunt lovers nation wide to celebrate the beloved blunt and blunt culture.
by Blunt Day February 28, 2017
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Blope

One day, the Vatican will be led by a man from Africa, and he will be known to all as The Blope, the Black Pope.
by NiraMillson June 28, 2010
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my blue

to be someone's comfort, the one person who takes all your worries away. their solace
friend: “hey do you know sammy?”
you: “ yeah she’s my blue”
friend: “ what’s blue?”
you: “someone you can call your comfort
by booyiberry November 7, 2020
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Nerds blizzard

The ultimate in flavor, the combination of Nerds Candy and soft vanilla ice cream. Sadly, Dairy Queen seems to have stopped carrying Nerds blizzards.

However, they're fairly easy to create at home, and you can summon a pale ghost of the flavor by mixing Nerds and milk in your mouth.
I lie awake at night, dreaming of Nerds Blizzards. I curse the day Dairy Queen stopped selling them. Curse it!!
by Civan August 3, 2006
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belly block

An action taken by rotund men and women wherein a dropped item is bounced off of a protruding gut rather than caught or allowed to hit the floor. This is often done with food, but can be done with any item dropped above the abdomen. When performed from a seated position, this maneuver is almost always effective, though it may have unfortunate side-effects (such as getting condiments on clothing).
I was taking my vitamins earlier and dropped one, but I totally belly blocked it onto the table.

That dude totally just belly blocked that hacky sack back into play.
by Talmanes December 13, 2006
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