Burkey Turkey

1. A usually skinny, slightly dark male. The undeniably best thing on Thanksgiving.

2. A sophomore that hangs out with juniors, less common than Freshman Nick.

"Did you have a Burkey Turkey this year?"

"Yeah, it was awesome!"

by Pablo Pedro November 26, 2011

CoD Turkey

Symptoms as a result of rapid withdrawal from online gaming usual due to broken consoles and scratched disks.

Symptoms include cold sweats, headaches and diarrhea.

Guy 1: Why's tony been such a douche all week? He stood me up last night!

Guy 2: His Xbox broke so he's gone CoD turkey!

by Shawman91 June 24, 2011

Papa Turkey

The act of being lazy and leaving early during the work day.

Look at Vince, he's totally being a Papa Turkey today by leaving at noon.

by FrostyPwny August 30, 2019

Turkey vomit

The loud protracted sound made when forcefully vomiting. Normally associated with drunken young males.

Must a good night could hear you Turkey vomit from the other side of the house.

by Karlabrit January 08, 2015

The Golden Turkey

The act of kicking, punching, slapping or grabbing a male's testicles from behind.

Sarah totally just gave me The Golden Turkey...

OH man!!! Did you see that? Sarah gave Ryan The Golden Turkey!

I went to grab Ryan's ass and accidentally slipped him The Golden Turkey..

by 13Cat13 January 21, 2011

Turkey Wanker

A turkey wanker refers to a person who imitates the movement of a turkey. Turkey wankers are generally very antisocial, and are excluded from society as a result. They often feel the need to pose as a turkey the moment they spot a camera in their sight, performing a photobomb. To become a turkey wanker, one must be a wanker and act like a turkey.

Rich looks like a right turkey wanker in that photo

by VeTe January 08, 2012

My Turkey

Your boyfriend, who happens to bite your booty like a turkey.

I was walking up the stairs and My Turkey bit my booty.

by GingerGenius'Turkey August 29, 2008