Alexis texas

Alexis Texas is a yummy porn star who sucks yummy dick for money.

ayy yoo Alexis Texas come eat the big d for daddy will ya

by Hoes for days April 13, 2019

Texas sleigh ride

A sleigh ride without the snow or the consent of the "rider". A noose is placed around the neck of the "rider" and then tied to the back of a horse or pickup. The "rider" is then dragged until he/she is dead. Very common in the Wild West.

Hey, lets give that fag Bobby a Texas sleigh ride.

by TE. Newman July 30, 2008

texas manwater

a slang term for unknowingly drinking human urine

At a party, if someone plays a joke on someone they despise. For instance, filling a beer bottle with urine, or mixing a drink with urine. Originated in Lincoln, Nebraska a group of friends began to refer to the the drink as Texas manwater.

by BurnoutNova May 22, 2008

Texas A&M

A school with deep roots in tradition and school pride. Texas A&M is the pride of Texas. Texas A&M one of the most admired campuses in Texas, so much that not only t.u wants to rival it but also tech.

t-sip : I wish I was an Aggie
Texas A&M Aggie: you cant be because you like dick

by Jdoooooe September 12, 2009

Texas Tuxedo

An extraordinary amount of denim worn by someone who actually feels comfortable doing it. The shoulder to ankle attire of denim is usually accompanied by hiking boots or sales rack Nikes from JCPenney's.

Dave: No one told me it was okay to wear that much denim in one day.
Me: Aww man did Tila wear her Texas Tuxedo for dressdown day again?
Dave: I guess it's just a jean jeans kind of day.

by White C April 28, 2013

The Texas Chili Dog

When a man is performing anal sex on his male or female partner, and he thrusts so forcefully that he causes the partner to defecate. He then removes his soiled member and forces it down his partner's throat.

I gave Mary Jane the Texas Chili Dog last night.

by betteretter boggle March 13, 2011

Texas Chilibowl

After performing a Moroccan Mudslide, the woman will stand on her head, and the man funnels his own vomit back in to the womans ass and then packs in at least an ounce of cocaine. he then snorts out some cocaine, and then calls a male midget stripper. the stripper pleases the woman with a phone covered in hot sauce, while the man sits in the corner and beats off to aniaml planet. the woman then stands up,and the remaing cocaine, vomit and hot sauce is caught dripping out of her ass in a pot. This is performed by every lunch lady at your school, and the cocaine shit hot sauce vomit semen mixture is then used in another sexual act called The Sloppy Joe.

lunchlady:i love texas chilibowls
Midget: you and your husband are fucking weird
Husband: OHHHHH GODDDD I LOVE ANIMAL PLANET

by JDubz October 23, 2006