Tossers Twitch

A nervous twitch suffered by wankers who are just about to spurt their jizz

A first time wanker who has not yet used his cock to feel the inside of a womans mouth, ass or pussy

by Bob March 26, 2005

tossing salad

Having your salad tossed means having your asshole eaten out with syrup or jelly; syrup is generally preferred. This is usually done as initiation for someone that wants to score some drugs in jail, or by sexually depraved people.

-"Have you seen the new boy in cell block D? I'ma make him my bitch; he'll be tossing salads by the end of the week!"
-"Mary is a freak in bed; last night she tossed my salad!"

by Chris Rock June 15, 2003

tosser

A fan of the 2008 Broadway musical "title of show."

"title of show" -- with music and lyrics by Jeff Bowen and a book by Hunter Bell -- documents the creation of a musical about two guys writing a musical about two guys writing a musical. The show developed a following of rabid fans who shortened the name of the production to the abbreviation "tos." They then called themselves "tossers." If they were aware of the other meaning of the word is unclear.

"I am such a tosser, I would totally go out with Hunter!"

"All us tossers were hanging at the stage door and I, like, actually got to SEE Jeff and Michael! It was SO toselicious!"

"I took Susan's workshop and it was just full of tossers."

"Dear Abby, should I tell my new boyfriend that I'm a total tosser?"

by JoanBennett February 26, 2009

Tosser

The exact same as a wanker. A person left all alone in the house no mum or dad he goes up into his room and decides to toss him self off he imagines a chocha in his mind.

People who wank/toss them selfs think of chocha cause he is gay. He also wanks about himself cause he is a fanny!!and a total tosser

by Ash1402 June 26, 2006

tossed up

to smoke lots of weed and get tossed up , high

hey dude yesterday i got sooo tossed up from that weed it was ridiculous!

by shant telimi December 19, 2007

tossed salad eater

someone who eats tossed salad or eats out someones anal cavity.

That's gross I don't want to talk to him, i hear he's a tossed salad eater.

by Tim April 25, 2004

Tosscar

An award given to someone who uses corporate crap speak.
A merging of the terms Tosser and Oscar.
Depending on the readers perspective it can be very positive or very negative.
To be a recipient the nominee must rise above the usual masses of "moving forwards" driven "company directions" and show that they can truly "get their ducks in a row" in order to ascertain the "underlying synergies that are waiting to be unleashed" thus "realising the enterprises true potential" in todays "diverse and discerning marketplace"
Whew!!!

He was awarded a Tosscar for his contribution to the dumbing down of English. He managed to do this by having all the delegates confused within ten seconds. He almost received a second Tosscar for managing to utter corporate speak for fifteen minutes straight without repeating anything. Such a true artist deserves a Tosscar

by Pique Oil May 15, 2008