Tosscar 

An award given to someone who uses corporate crap speak.
A merging of the terms Tosser and Oscar.
Depending on the readers perspective it can be very positive or very negative.
To be a recipient the nominee must rise above the usual masses of "moving forwards" driven "company directions" and show that they can truly "get their ducks in a row" in order to ascertain the "underlying synergies that are waiting to be unleashed" thus "realising the enterprises true potential" in todays "diverse and discerning marketplace"
Whew!!!

He was awarded a Tosscar for his contribution to the dumbing down of English. He managed to do this by having all the delegates confused within ten seconds. He almost received a second Tosscar for managing to utter corporate speak for fifteen minutes straight without repeating anything. Such a true artist deserves a Tosscar

Tosscar by Pique Oil May 15, 2008

Tosstard

Some one who plays Starcraft or Starcraft II as Protoss and is a huge asshole.

I was playing against this Tosstard named Rick and he tried to control my life

Tosstard by Pissed off in Miami February 23, 2011

tomscary 

semen that has been dried out for a week

A: Hey Rich, I think you have some cream on your face that you forgot to rub in.
B: Oh no, I have not showered in a week. It is just some of Kenny's tomscary.

tomscary by errl_stutts September 3, 2016

Toscar 

Cute little girl with freckles

Aw my gf is such a toscar. But I'm a goomba.

Toscar by Ms. Tr June 30, 2010

Tossaringay 

Tossaringay is the ultimate diss to give someone. It is the combination of tosser, ass ring, and gay. The basic meaning is someone who plays with his asshole because he is a fag.

P1: Dude you suck!
P2: You're a tossaringay.
P1: Dam thats harsh.

Tossaringay by St Cedd September 14, 2009

Toscar 

An award received from an illegitimate company as false sense of appreciation.

Bro they gave David a toscar, he is really disappointed.

Toscar by Rayray50 February 12, 2021