Summit Preparatory School

Summit Preparatory School is a non-profit, therapeutic boarding school in Kalispell, Montana. Anywhere from 30-50 "at-risk" teens live here at a time. There is therapy for at least six hours a week and you are forced to do things because all of your and your parents' rights have been given to whichever staff is in charge at the time. The average stay is 12-20 months, with the average age usually at sixteen. The food is shitty and kids have to share a room with at least two others. Nothing is private besides the toilet. The use of technology for "students" is basically prohibited. The base cost is $6,995.00 a month, not including the medication they fill the child up with (usually two or three high cost ones), and transportation and visitations. A place where a kid will want to fuck up more when they leave because the parent can't understand how bad it is to live their. Don't take "non-profit" to heart either, the board of directors make their own decisions about how much they get paid. Even with about 40 kids ($280,000 a month), they "can only afford" one cook. Every three months, "teams" go on "Challenge Trips", such as backpacking for a week in the snowy tundra. The head therapist is known around school to students as Das Führ. The teaching staff barely gets paid more than public school teachers. The Nurse has only one fits all remedy of water and sleep. The psychiatrist comes two days a week and meets with all of the students.

Summit Prep = Major Waste of Life and Money

Old Friend- "I heard you went to Summit Preparatory School!?"
Me- "Yeah that place freaking sucks!"

by steve-ooo December 20, 2012

summer bunnies

Website that launched December 25, 2002 and features some of the hottest models that have ever donned a thong. Buffie the Body, Lyric and Khrysti Hill are in the numbers.

summer bunnies, urban models

by Dwyane Darden August 5, 2007

5 seconds of summer

Just another boy band for teen girls to drool over. They got famous after touring with another boy band, One Direction.

To claim this is not a boy band because "they play instruments" is just a way for their "fans" to justify their infatuation with another group of attractive boys.

The real reason for the band's popularity lies in their ability to be good looking and create generic pop hooks. Just like every boy band, ever.

OMG 5SOS! They play instruments!! No band has ever done that before!!!!!!!!!

5 seconds of summer? More like 5 seconds of suck.

by statesman May 23, 2014

5 Seconds of Summer

Another manufactured boy band thrown together by a money-hungry corporation to get a quick buck off gullible 10 year old girls. Much like One Direction, they're songs are the same thing: make an anonymous compliment to some girl, so every 10 year old girl on the planet will go: "OMG! He said that to me! I have to go buy more overpriced 5SOS merchandise now!" And that is the goal of these people. They're fans say, "They're not a boy band! They play instruments! Boy bands don't play instruments!" Yeah, honey, they do. They can't play them WELL. But they do play them. So does OneRepublic, and they're a shitty boy band.

Fangirl: "OH. MY. GOD! 5 Seconds of Summer released their new EP! And it's only $340! Can I get it mom?! They also have this new 5SOS jacket! It's only $150!"

by ledzeppelin1 August 19, 2014

Sex Summer

The best thing ever. Based in the summer of 2007.

Dude1: Yo, wanna go to Mardi Gras?

Dude2: Hell no! I'd rather stay here in fucking Sex Summer!

Dude1: Fuck yeah!

by Cruciverbalist June 21, 2007

summer teeth

An oral condition where some teeth are there, and some aren't.

That girl from West Virginia has some serious summer teeth!

Ever since the Stanley Cup Playoffs last season, he's been flashing a "mouthful" of summer teeth with every smile.

by Jim August 27, 2003

Summer (n.)

The true passion of Amin.

Summer and Amin lived happily ever after with a million foreign kids.

by Jenny August 3, 2004