the weird dance humans do when alone that shuffle between quick dopamine hits. Eating junk food, watching porn, and scrolling on social media
Bill: Man, i tried to do some actual work but caught myself doing the dopamine shuffle
Burr: it's no cupid shuffle
Burr: it's no cupid shuffle
by DOPEshow April 2, 2025
Get the dopamine shufflemug. This is when someone eats dinty moore beef stew and shortly after it hits the stomach they have to run to the toilet because of the squirts.
Guy 1: Hey man where's Dan running off to? Guy 2: He's running to the toilet, he has the dinty moore shuffle.
by jimmybomm July 17, 2022
Get the dinty moore shufflemug. Bringing ‘merch’ or goods that is related to a theme park inside the said theme park, to trick your kids or other people to think you bought those goods from the highly expensive theme park souvenir or merchandise stores.
Before we went to Disneyland, I bought Mickey Mouse toys from the mall and stuff it in my backpack to do the Shanghai Shuffle to my kids and save me a whole lot of kaching.
by Jackielai March 31, 2023
Get the Shanghai Shufflemug. by Unlikely Hero November 29, 2013
Get the shuffle the buffalomug. when you and your roommates smoke weed in the bathroom because your landlords are assholes and don't let you smoke in the backyard
by fuckdaops September 7, 2020
Get the bathroom shufflemug. Shuffling is a procedure used to randomize a deck of playing cards to provide an element of chance in card games. Shuffling is often followed by a cut, to help ensure that the shuffler has not manipulated the outcome.
by Hero32455 July 13, 2020
Get the Shufflemug. Occurs after a long night of drinking and is often coupled with a hangover. Characterized by a general aching sensation in the lower back area, particularly around the kidneys.
"Man, last night was a shitshow! I got so drunk and I think I made out with the horse. I'm paying for it today, I've got a nasty hangover and I am doing the Kidney Shuffle."
by gimpy2552 April 18, 2008
Get the kidney shufflemug.