1-10 women's attractiveness scale

A scale of one to ten on how attractive a woman is duh!

Guy 1: Did you see Cynthia last night?
Guy 2: Fuck yeah I would rate her a 10 on the 1-10 women's attractiveness scale!

by 1234bobbyyyy September 3, 2016

Scalia

The razor bump you get for shaving an asshole without shaving cream

I'd have anal sex with you but your Scalia is too painful to bear

by Revlikin June 29, 2013

1-10 attractiveness scale

The 1-10 attractiveness scale is a looks rating system popularized by Bo Derek in the movie 10. She sets the bar as an extremely attractive young woman with an hourglass figure and a pretty face. The rating system is subjective, prone to misuse, and can be perceived as shallow and sexist. An attractive person rates between a five and ten with ten being the most attractive. An unattractive person will rate between 1 and 5 with 1 meaning ugly and 5 being plain or ordinary but not ugly. Everyone has their own ideas of what's attractive to them, but their rating could also be affected by the opinions of their friends and whatever's trending. Typically a ten female will be young, busty, slender and have nice hair and pretty face. A ten male will be athletic or have well developed muscles, tall, young and handsome face.

Question: Who is today's hottest actor? Who is your idea of a perfect 10 on the 1-10 attractiveness scale?

Male movie goer: That actress who plays Harley, Margo Robbie, is a ten.
Female movie goer: Chris Hemsworth, you know, that guy who plays Thor, he's a ten.

by Artemis Plant September 14, 2016

scalping

The act of biting off a male's foreskin while giving oral sex.

Nikki actually attempted scalping me when she was giving me head last night!

by viva la uterus June 19, 2011

sex death positioning scale

An arbitrary way of 'scoring' your life and determining whether you are enjoying a good time or in a 'trough.'

Nominally, death may correspond to -10 where 0 or below indicates psychological distress. A score below -10 is possible if you are so suicidal you havent got the energy to go through with the act. (DONT DO IT CALL THE SAMARITANS!)

A score of 25 indicates sex, with 35 mindblowingly good sex.

How are you?

I'm 17 on the sex death positioning scale!

by mids99 September 13, 2009

Anal Richter Scale

a scale which determines how much seismic anal activity is going on, commonly found in laboratories on the anal fault lines in the Cinnamon Ring of Fire, which is a ring of anal volcanoes throughout the pacific. When the anal richter scale hits a 10.0, code red anal is apparent and people flee to save their assholes

Seismologist 1: Oh my god! We have code red anal, I repeat, code red anal! Evacuate Hawaii before a oop attackhits them with g forces of an anal nuclear H bomb!

Seisomolgist 2: AHHH! The poo! Hit the deck and plug your assholes! This could get messy!

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 6, 2004

Scalabrine

Scalabrine is mainly used as a noun, he is a talented, pick setting and inbounding forward for the Boston celtics. he hais flagrantly red hair to complement his basketball skills. If someone is a Scalabrine they are a true baller. Something can be Scalabrine if they exhibit any or all of these qualities.

Scalabrine made that play happen with that pick.

Stop trying to act like a Scalabrine, nobody has trouble defending you and you suck at basketball

That dude it wicked Scalabrine, he has the balance required to be an ultimate baller,

Dude, lets get Scalabrine with those chicks, they are looking for real men.

by Chris Hoffmann November 10, 2008