Ricky Mach

An asian person that most people define as smart but has a dark secret, and that is the fact that he likes little girls, yes he is a lolicon.

Hey man are you a Ricky Mach? Yeah bro I like little girls.

by Phonass September 15, 2019

Seal maach

A hopeless romantic with a resting bitch face . She's often the powerhouse of parties and has amazing capacity. Roasts really well.

Look at that aunt flirting with the guys , shes a seal maach!

by Rjyanta March 7, 2020

People Maché

Cum on a tissue, using it like glue, slap it across her face and start making a people maché

Bro, I see you slept with that girl, I like her people maché

by Scatinthehat October 4, 2020

Dude macha bro

It's a phrase similar to calling someone a dude. But this is way cooler.

"Sup dude macha bro?", "What are you upto dude macha bro?", "Sweet as! Dude macha bro"

by firelord19 October 14, 2020

too mach

a thing that .Smith would say when he's bored

ok

"Kingslayer you too mach talking"
"Fusey you eat too mach"
"u play too mach no good"

by Samoplush January 13, 2021

too mach

The type of thing that .Smith says when he's bored

"kingslayer you too mach talk"

by Samoplush January 13, 2021

St Machar

St Machar is the best school in Aberdeen

All teachers are pedo and junkies,
Every corner you turn there are slags, pussys and roadmen,

Chips and Cheese all over the floor, Sanitary food!
Witness junior WWE fights every single week.
The only downside to St Machar is the best teacher Mr Anderson quit because the children harassed the shit out of him.

Other than that 10/10 definitely recommend.

I go to St Machar Academy

by CuntFucker87 February 7, 2021