Jesit

communion at catholic church

The priest ask everyone to come forward to get their Jesit.

by HVACMAN2000 October 27, 2008

jesbionage

war technique used to make people surrender by means of yelling outinside jokes that they don't get.
side effects of technique: frustrating the enemy, PTIJD (post traumatic inside joke disorder), and looking confused

Kim: so, how'd you beat them in (insert country name here)??
Jessica: haha!! i just went around yelling "kady, i'm your stalker."
Kim: so you used jesbionage. sawheeeeet.
:)

by jesbionagedidthisforkimtastic May 5, 2010

JERSIED

Hockey slang to describe the action of having your jersey pulled over your head during a hockey fight, resulting in your arms being tangled up and your head covered making it impossible to fight back or defend yourself.

Man, I was doing great in that fight until I got jersied!

by HockeyFantatic September 19, 2018

jesirae

Jesirae is a beautiful person with a great personality and a good sense of humor who has a large forehead and a phat ass

Person 1: Hey have you seen Jesirae she’s really pretty.

Person 2: To bad she has a big forehead.

Person 3: BUT HER ASS PHAT.

Person 1: exactly

by JakeyT February 28, 2019

jessica simpson

The chick on MTV that everyone loves. She's very pretty, isn't a slut, but she annoys me more than Britney Spears ever did (which was a lot). Whether she acts or is dumb isn't an issue, it is stupid and she ain't funny! She is moody as hell, and was stuck up on her faith, but you never see her go to church on the show and I hear her father, (a former baptist preacher) left his church after she became fameous. She also made her husband Nick, formally a devout Catholic (like my self currently), convert! She always has to have it her way and is slowly making her talentless sister Ashlee turn into a lesbo. One more thing, I despise how she ruins classics.

I refused to watch the holiday special w/ my girlfiend b/c on the preview for it I saw her doing the scene from A Christmas Story where the tongue gets stuck to the flag pole. HOW DARE SHE BUTCHER SUCH A CLASSIC????!!!!

by Steve January 27, 2005

jessie

a young fat dominican male that has low selfesteem brought on by his little penis, who gets dominated by his girlfriend in and out of bed

why does he alwys eat alone

hes a jessie

by jessica3200 February 5, 2010

Jessica tarlov

A frequent liberal guest on Fox News who is extremely fucking hot.

I would like to mount that libtard Jessica Tarlov and ride her pussy hard while she lets out that vocal fry!

by Harold Maddux March 10, 2017