Instant Karma

Swift and intense negative happenings in someone’s life after they screw over or do something shady to another person, sometimes a friend but not always can be a random person.

“Did you hear J got fucked up in that car accident?” “Yeah I heard that sucks but it’s Instant Karma man he should have never made shit up on D and called CPS.”

by The Dark Doc December 30, 2017

Instagram

Social network where food and drinks meet each other, become friends and sometimes hook up.

-Ice tea: Hey, sweetie. I saw some of your pics on your human's Instagram and you sure look tasty.
-Pizza slice: Stop it! I'm blushing! Here's my number. Call me!

by Eyeye April 10, 2013

insider

a person who has access to exclusive information

As an insider, he's not at liberty to discuss how the meeting went.

by Methid Man November 29, 2010

Insanarchy

Referring to something that is simply to much to handle or out of control.

"Trying to get through that crowd at the Hanson concert last week was just insanarchy"

by Nathan 5999 September 24, 2008

Insult Kamikaze

An insult kamikaze is the term applied to the action of insulting someone at your expense, so you insult both yourself and the other person.

Miguel: Suck dick Nico.

Lane: Nico does know how to suck some dick.

Nico: You would know.

Lane: Are you insulting me or yourself?

Nico: I don't know, both of us I guess.

Lane: So it's like an insult kamikaze.

Nico: I like that, I have to add that to the Urban Dictionary

by SMSchoirboy October 31, 2011

Upstairs Insidies

When you touch a chicks rack while their not wearing a shirt... or under a shirt... whatever you want... as long as it's bare-boob touching

I like upstairs insidies because i can touch my girlfriends boobs when her shirts not on.

by Thrashed16 November 25, 2009

mexican auto insurance

Mexican auto insurance is when you don’t have auto insurance but you have decided in advance that if you ever get in an accident you will drive away. If possible, before the police can arrive. Named after Mexican illegal immigrants propensity to commit “hit and runs”.

"I got in an accident yesterday. It's cool, I have mexican auto insurance."

by Aaron K. July 30, 2008