Take the hood off the hawk

Take the hood off the hawk: the act of pulling back the foreskin to expose the glans of the penis.

"When I'm lathering myself in the shower, I make sure to take the hood off the hawk—it's the final touch for a job well done!"

by Dnalor75 August 10, 2024

Shit Hawk

A shit hawk is something that has been coming your way for a long long time just too one day swoop down and take a big shit on you and your life.

Shitty shit shitty shit hawk

by Mr.Unknown0 December 9, 2021

toby hawkings

A big boi and a very large dick for this boi Kieran’s never gonna know what he missed

Toby Hawkings likes it good

by LeftAlliance February 19, 2018

Argument Hawk

A person who is completely right in a situation, but acts toxic for no reason or stretches an argument longer to make themselves look smart.

“As James was verbally attacked by the argument hawk, he screamed at the man.”
“ Theo? That argument hawk?

by An average Grian fan August 29, 2022

York Hawk

A joke name that sounds like “your cock.”
The counterpart of “Mike Hawk.”

α: Can I see York?
β: Who is York?
α: York Hawk!

by Mr. Twinkieface October 9, 2022

Stephen Hawking

A sexual act where you role play as someone in a wheelchair. You then peg someone from the chair and whilst doing that, you pop a wheelie.

“She Stephen Hawking’d me so good last night”

by PseudonymsAreForNerds February 25, 2020

Hawked Out

When you are impaired to the point that your arms are glued down, your head is part of someone elses body, and you don't have legs anymore. In honor of the great Stephen Hawkins

I surpassed the point of high and got completely hawked out

by TheByrdman August 2, 2018