chuck the kraut hammer

the deadliest man that will ever report the news on your television. The only man in the world that likes killing more than Joran Van Der Sloot.

When Jeffrey dahmer's cell mate was asked why he killed dahmer, he replied," Because Chuck the Kraut Hammer told me to in my dreams".

chuck the kraut hammer by Shredder of turtles June 8, 2010

Hebrew Hammer 

A Jewish version of a cock slap.

That bitch just got Hebrew Hammered!

Hebrew Hammer by CaptainHammer44 December 14, 2009

lay the hammer 

practical employed use is when a male lays his enourmous hammer inside a female.

I bet John McCain picked Sarah Palin as running mate so he could lay the hammer to her.

lay the hammer by hordichuk October 17, 2008

jack hammer

The only known technique to rid yourself of Class-A clinger. When you know she won't ever let you leave her and will cry on your shoulder weeks after you've moved on, give her a quick fast pounding with your dick and then head for home. She will breakup with you in a seconds and you will have won back your freedom!

Friend: How did you ever escape from Caroline?
You: I gave her a good jack hammer and now my life is back to normal.

jack hammer by TheHammerIsMyPenis June 29, 2011

Hebrew Hammer 

Jew who fucks gentile and then breaks up with her.

The Hebrew Hammer fucked the girl and then dumped her.

Hebrew Hammer by Lil Jew 92 April 14, 2009

Thor's Hammer 

When a man’s penis is only able to be lifted by a hot enough woman. If a woman of insufficient hotness attempts to entice the hammer, it will remain flaccid. Usually used when the standard of attractiveness is exceptionally high.

Hey man, check out Takamatsu! Hot Right? No reaction?! What, are you packin’ Thor's Hammer down there or something?

Thor's Hammer by Bored ALTs January 5, 2015

Ban Hammer 

The term 'using the ban hammer' is 'short' for banning someone, if you are an administrator or a moderator. It is more often used at forums.

VocaloidsRule: Hey, have you heard? NinjasRAwesome used the ban hammer on Kailuvshisporn!

KakashiHatake: Oh, what did he do?

VocaloidsRule: Post porn! Couldn't you guess from the name?

Ban Hammer by MisaTange July 5, 2009