moons out goons out 

When the moon is out and you about to do some reckless sh** with the boys

Moons out goons out boys let's go

moons out goons out by LilRomy December 13, 2019

gooning 

For males: the act of becoming completely self-absorbed with your penis and masturbation, such that your face and mannerisms takes on the personality of a goon: tongue out, vacant expression, grunting, muttering. Men gooning often prefer hours of edging/erection to actual release/orgasm. An artifact of modern times and plentiful porn.

After smoking a huge bowl, Andy looked forward to the hours of gooning that followed.

gooning by UrbanoTurbano November 25, 2016

Goonew 

A DMV rapper from Forest Creek Maryland signed to Hoodrich Pablo Juan MNY PWR RSPT.

You heard that new Goonew? Yea that nigga love servin his auntie.

Goonew by goonrx December 4, 2017

Goony Bag 

n, The plastic bag that contains the dirt cheap wine within the box wine. Usually comes in 3 to 5 liter pouches.

"I got so shitty last night from that goony bag."

"Slap that goony bag."

"Dude, pass the gooney bag! It was only $8."

"The goony bag is atleast top 5 engineering feats of our time."

Goony Bag by Milton Smitherton January 13, 2009

Gooner 

One who is completely and miserably addicted to porn but embraces and loves it.

I watch porn all day, I think I'm becoming a gooner...

Gooner by Pornophile September 17, 2018

goosy goony 

gú-see gú-nee: The act of squeezing a woman in between her legs at the labia, from either the front or from behind. Derives from the word "goosing", to describe pinching a someone's behind, combined with "goony", to denote the specific location as being the "goona" or vagina.

The phrase is said while squeezing the area, as an exclamation, e.g., "Goosy goony! Goosy goony!"

goosy goony by Hal Jackson April 24, 2006

Gooncher

When a girls vagina is so big it looks like a goonch catfish's mouth laying on it's side.

Will: Hey, check out this picture of my girls vagina, does it look big to you?
Mike: Wow, dude, your girl has a huge gooncher, be careful when eating that, it might eat back.

Gooncher by The Poop Goblin October 14, 2016