Goose

Girrafe

Goose yeets bread

by DOOT_GUN November 20, 2018

goose trumps

Fear or trembling that one is about to be exposed as a fraud.

The President's tweets indicate that the Mueller investigation is causing him goose trumps.

by smjgJsbjgsm December 11, 2018

Goose Fart

A fart that mirrors the trumpet of a goose. Can be used in verb form, "goose farting," descriptor "goose farter," or formal salutation, "goose fartina."

Lucy gave such a great goose fart that she was promoted to goose fartina.

by hcjh June 9, 2021

cooch-goose

Commonly deemed as someone who flocks to a group of females who are obviously taken in order mate; this usually happens at bars or parties.

Guy 1: Dude, that guy is surrounded by girls.
Guy 2: Yeah, what a cooch-goose. He's totally cockblocking the guys in the group.

by Nick and Enrique March 4, 2008

Misfit Goose

One who often finds himself in predicaments and dilemmas and just doesn't really belong with the other geese because of his ridiculous behavior.

Adam Mills is a misfit goose.

by the island of misfit toys March 29, 2010

Virtual Goose

A respectable gentleman of the internet. A Virtual Goose is neither aggressive nor insulting on forums and games alike. A VG will often take to wearing cloths suited to a formal occasion even when in a casual setting. A Virtual Goose is "like a sir".

He's such a Virtual Goose
He dances like a VG
He's a Virtual Goose, such a gent.

by Virtual Goose June 21, 2012

dutch goose

When performing oral sex on a male you "goose" their anus with your pinky repeatedly, but never fully penetrating the anus.

I feel relieved, but my anus is sore after that Dutch goose

by Nasty Nancy January 25, 2014