factotumised

When the funk/rock 4 piece band Factotum take a song and butcher it until it is unrecognisable to the untrained ear, apart from the lyrics which mostly stay the same.

Factotum can factotumise any song from Daniel Orlick's 'Attitude' to Aretha Franklin's 'Respect'.

Music fan 1: "Hey, did you hear that version of Respect on the radio?"
Music fan 2: "Which one?"
Music fan 1: "The factotumised one."
Music fan 2: "That was Respect? It sounded nothing like it. Well, apart from the lyrics."

by factotummusic April 16, 2008

Factoided

Fac-toi-ded: Factoided is the verb used to announce someones previous statement or sentence was factually incorrect.
The word derives from Maeve Murphy's Gibberish.

Sam: Ben Franklin was a president
Maeve: Naaaaa... Factoided

by Megladonrider June 1, 2020

ass factory

A guy who is such an asshole that calling him a mere asshole doesn't cut it.

Look, ASS FACTORY, I want my money back NOW or you'll be seeing the five of clubs!!!

by ghost July 31, 2003

factotum

n. A man who never had a job he liked; and never kept a job he had.

On such jobs a factotum becomes tired. They experience weariness beyond fatigue. They say mad, brilliant things. Out of my head, I cussed and talked and cracked jokes and sang. Hell boils with laughter.

by Nietzschean July 3, 2007

factbrary

(opposite of LIEbrary)
someone who has all the facts about everything.
someone who knows most every useless sports trivia fact.
someone with all the answers.

man, he sure knows a lot.
yeah, he's a real factbrary i would say.

by Jesse Colburn February 14, 2008

word factory

a term for a person's mouth; normally used in arguements or comebacks.

"shut your word factory"

by GorillaHandbook June 7, 2005

Playdough Factory

Receiving a blumpkin while performing either an upper decking or crowning achievement maneuver.

Dude! We went to that jerk, Ronnie's, party last night and so I decided to upper deck his mom's toilet.

Awesome!

Yeah, crazy thing is that this drunk slut came in and gave me a blumpkin while I did it...

Dude! You got a Playdough Factory!

by Swabodda January 20, 2009