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Floundering

The act of a football player faking injury, illness, or seizure movements, in order to gain the player’s team an additional time put.
Nicholls football fan: “Look! It’s Joe Remus down- he’s floundering ref, throw the flag!!!!”
by DancingLaLa January 3, 2020
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Flundering

The act of attempting to weasel out of one's responsibilities by blaming others and/or pretending all is well, but done in a fashion that could, at best, be described as incompetent.
The Minister of Health was found guilty, once again, of flundering in an attempt to reapportion blame whilst simultaneously pretending that everything was "okay".
by Gary Pedh April 12, 2020
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Fondle Taurus

1. Another one for those dank car games
2. The best car game to exist
3. To play you gently rub the other persons leg or arm while saying fondle taurus
whats that car over there!? Nicholas W Santulli asked

its a Fondle Taurus!!!
by the eggner beast April 15, 2020
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Fondposting

A food related shitpost often linked to a food youtubers such as Binging with babish or you suck at cooking or celebrity chefs like Gordon Ramsay or Guy Fieri these shitposts will often include fond at the bottom of a pan, obligatory hatred of cilantro cursed memes of food and cheese worship.
Also the name of a Babish related shitposting group on facebook
Me: did you see that shitpost on fondposting?
friend: yeah I did didnt realise people hate cilantro so much.

friend: So what have you been up to lately?
Me: Oh you know fondposting online.
by zombie prepper July 17, 2020
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fondlet

(n.): a person, especially a loved one, whom you like to fondle with or caress.
Janine: Our two month old baby my husband's latest fondlet after our dog!

Linda: Your baby's a result of you being his.
by KnowPsyUniverse August 9, 2020
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fondgwie

thou short thees art superior over tall thees.
short peoples superiority over tall people. a code of honour. short people- people under 5'4. tall people- over 5'4.
i follow the code of fondgwie. DIE TALL KID
by peepeepoopooop October 22, 2020
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Fonda

It is not Spanish for Foundation. It is Spanish for cheap restaurant.
Hey Amigo let's have lunch at that Fonda
by babyGom February 4, 2021
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