epicocity

the act of being epic

His epicocity shows when his gamer score is that much.

by Jewsh April 14, 2009

episcopal HS

A school for rich people that dont want to be smart. All they want to do is get drunk and high and try and act like thugs. They are known for being the idiots of other schools. They also expect their parents to cover everything bad they do. They are really rich and dont care if they get introuble, cause their parents have money.

episcopal HS person: lets go do drugs and drink.
Normal person: no if we get caught we will get in a lot of trouble.
EHS person: so, if i go to jail my parents will bail me out, who cares.
Normal Guy: im going back to kinkaid

by HUNTING GUY April 25, 2011

epic shithousery

When a shithouse behaves as such to an especially high level.

Examples include Sergio Ramos's foul on Mo Salah in the 2018 Champions League Final, The Leave campaign's promise regarding the redistribution of funds to the NHS and Donald Trump's refusal to concede.

Did you get onto that prick trying to claim credit for our work before, lad?

Yeah, epic shithousery that, mate.

by Bayesoir December 8, 2020

epic angles

when a fat guy/girl on myspace has there display picture at a angle making it seem like there skinny.

ewwww dude this girl has some epic angles going.

by Fatal Jinx April 19, 2009

ephebophile

The word ephebophile derives from Greek, with the individual root meanings of ephebo-, "youth", and phile, "one who is attracted to". In this case, "youth" does not mean "child", but rather a young adult, such as they are capable of reproduction and are biologically an adult regardless of the arbitrary age of adulthood defined by the government of ones country.

It happens to be the case that if you are below this arbitrary age and are attracted to someone of the same age, that this is not considered wrong, but "normal". However, if you even are slightly outside of this age range and are attracted to one within this age range, that is considered not normal, but "wrong".

In the instance of a male 18 years old being attracted to a female 17 years old, this is a more socially acceptable form of ephebophilia. However, there are even some who would argue that since a law is invented by humans, such as having arbitrary but not actual value even, that it is absolute.

Male being attracted to female, such is more natural as mammary glands are indicative of biological adulthood. Female being attracted to male, it is a bit less visually deterministic.

Guy 1: hey, she looks nice.

Guy 2: dude, shes younger than the arbitrarily defined age of adulthood, so you're an ephebophile!

by arbitraryusername December 11, 2009

epson

The company that makes my printer, and it's OK, I guess

At least my EPSON printer breaks less then the crappy HP one I had last time.

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 21, 2003

lambda phi epsilon

Lambda Phi Epsilon is not a fraternity....it is a brotherhood. We are not your typical frat, we actually do shit...we volunteer, do service events. So don't hate when you see a Lambda is walking among you....be grateful that he is near your presence....

P.S : Im guessin all these hateful notes about Lambdas are created by the PaPhi?? pineapples??? fruits??

Paphi are hating on lambdas b/c they Dp. Lambda Phi Epsilon is the shit. You know this for sure

by HyPHy Kid PbL March 2, 2007