Polish Doorknob

To pinch a woman's clitoris, pull, and twist, as if it were a doorknob.

Guy 1: "Did you hear? Cole gave Shirley a Polish Doorknob!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she's never forgiven him."

by Goochmaestro July 4, 2012

girl next door

The reason why you keep a box of tissue next to your bed.

The first thing I do when I wake up every morning is to think of the girl next door and get a tissue from the box.

by Pepe99 January 19, 2017

Trap Door Spider

All women are Trap Door Spiders. They are sneaky, cunning killers that will eat your manhood and your soul if you aren't careful. These creatures are known to lead you into their underground tunnels with false hopes and promises, only to take everything a man holds holy. All females are Trap Door Spiders, and this is indeed a manlaw.

Trap Door Spider= "I love hanging out with you. You are so fun and you always make me laugh!"
Man= "I really like you too. We should hang out again sometime."
Trap Door Spider= "Oh you like me? We'll now I don't know what I should do...I'm very confused now and I'm thinking we should just be friends."

by A Group of Men who know the Truth December 10, 2008

back door hoe

A hoe that loves taking dick only from behind and into her dirty asshole

Brown: What kind of hoe was Tonya-Lee?
Alby: Back door hoe

by thenameisjasastee February 1, 2017

key in the door

Bingo slang for '21'.

"Key in the door - 21!"

by Anonymous August 16, 2002

Door Wedge

Touch your thumb to your 4 fingers so your hand makes the shape of a door wedge. Now insert the door wedge in to a vagina near you. If the vagina is too narrow or tight, simply line up the wedge with the vagina and tap your elbow with your knee until desired depth is reached.

I got whiskey dick so i door wedged her instead.

by J-Wedge August 31, 2008

Doorknob Polisher

A person who enjoy sucking dicks.
Dick's sucker.

Hey Baby, I really do appreciate the way you are polishing my doorknob.
Yeah!!! You are the best doorknob polisher.

by NascaSoft August 17, 2007