J-Wedge's definitions

Door Wedge

Touch your thumb to your 4 fingers so your hand makes the shape of a door wedge. Now insert the door wedge in to a vagina near you. If the vagina is too narrow or tight, simply line up the wedge with the vagina and tap your elbow with your knee until desired depth is reached.

I got whiskey dick so i door wedged her instead.

by J-Wedge August 31, 2008

Mexican Gas Card

A syphon ie. a long thin plastic tube used to steal gas from other peoples cars.

Hey Pedro, got any pesos for gas,
No chico, but i have my Mexican Gas Card

by J-Wedge June 11, 2006