Definitions by Pepe99

girl next door 

The reason why you keep a box of tissue next to your bed.

The first thing I do when I wake up every morning is to think of the girl next door and get a tissue from the box.

girl next door by Pepe99 January 19, 2017

Golden Shower 

The way how the super rich clean themselves.

Melania, come here and give me my daily golden shower. I need to be clean for the debate.

Golden Shower by Pepe99 October 19, 2016

jizz whisperer 

a ghost whisperer who realizes it's more rewarding giving happy endings to the living than talking to the dead ones.

Come to the light little sperm, I'm the jizz whisperer!

jizz whisperer by Pepe99 July 10, 2016

marielito 

Cuban immigrant with long criminal background.

Have you ever seen the movie Scarface? It's the story of a marielito called Tony.

marielito by Pepe99 May 31, 2016

golden sake 

Piss from a Japanese girl.

Last night my Jap girlfriend gave me a shot of her golden sake.

golden sake by Pepe99 May 31, 2016

jizz whisperer 

TV series about a ghost whisperer who stopped talking to the dead to started giving happy endings to the living.

Come to the light little sperm. I'm the jizz whisperer.

jizz whisperer by Pepe99 May 31, 2016

Pirobo 

The passive (receptive) member in an homosexual relationship.

That guy is a big pirobo. He must have been f**ked by the whole US army.

Pirobo by Pepe99 May 12, 2014