7 definitions by Pepe99

jizz whisperer

TV series about a ghost whisperer who stopped talking to the dead to started giving happy endings to the living.

Come to the light little sperm. I'm the jizz whisperer.

by Pepe99 May 31, 2016

a ghost whisperer who realizes it's more rewarding giving happy endings to the living than talking to the dead ones.

Come to the light little sperm, I'm the jizz whisperer!

by Pepe99 March 24, 2016

Last night my Jap girlfriend gave me a shot of her golden sake.

by Pepe99 May 31, 2016

The way how the super rich clean themselves.

Melania, come here and give me my daily golden shower. I need to be clean for the debate.

by Pepe99 October 20, 2016

Cuban immigrant with long criminal background.

Have you ever seen the movie Scarface? It's the story of a marielito called Tony.

by Pepe99 May 31, 2016

The reason why you keep a box of tissue next to your bed.

The first thing I do when I wake up every morning is to think of the girl next door and get a tissue from the box.

by Pepe99 January 19, 2017

The passive (receptive) member in an homosexual relationship.

That guy is a big pirobo. He must have been f**ked by the whole US army.

by Pepe99 May 13, 2014