corporate celery

A useless employee; someone who uses up more company resources than they return by way of contribution to the company

Wayne is such a lazy fuckwit, he never brings in any sales, he is just corporate celery!

by Secretmoose February 20, 2014

Corporate cutie

A hot girl dressed in professional attire, assumed to be educated and employed; seen typically during business hours, at work or on their lunch break. Generally 21+ years of age, but not too old to be called "cute" (average 30ish)

I spend my lunch breaks at Panera Bread for the eye candy. Every girl that comes in that place is a corporate cutie.

by LGP311 March 13, 2014

Core Drilled

Vaginal or Anal sexual penetration that is performed by a large, lengthy, girthy cock or dildo leaving one's orifices gaping and wide open until they eventually snap back shut.

Roger is extremely endowed and he core drilled Tonya's tight little ass and left her winker sore and raw.

by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2015

Correctum

A teenager with all the right answers to everything delivered in the style of an utter arsehole.

Here comes the correctum, any second now he will say "Stop saying amount, it's number, you plebeian."

by Missmooific September 20, 2015

Corn Plug

A state of severe constipation. A constipated bowel caused by lack of fiber and too much starch in the diet.

Will: Where is Larry? He has been gone for over an hour.
Frank: Dude's not feeling good Brahhhhhh. He's in the shitter working out a Corn Plug.
Will: Ouch! Does he need an enema?
Frank: Nahh Brahhhh. I gave him a kitchen spoon. He will get it worked out eventually.

by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015

corked out

Mentally handicapped, Down Syndrome

During the filming of Life Goes On, actor Chris Burke reportedly showed up on set all corked out on a daily basis.

by Dane Hansen October 24, 2016

cordney

Pronounced KORD-nee: Uniquely different. Dick is bigger than most niggas in a room. Most Cordney's have attitudes because they get tired of pronouncing their names to people. Oh and typically they are light skin! They are loyal.

Girl I got some dick from Cordney last night, and he broke my back in.

by Light Thot December 21, 2016