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Joey Chestnut

The #1 ranked competitive eater in the world!
Kicked Kobayashi's ass.
66 hot dogs in 12 minutes.
Straight from 707!
by Cripple in da 651 April 7, 2008
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The Cheat's Lightswitch

A switch designed so you can turn the lights on and off, NOT TO THROW LIGHTSWITCH RAVES!
Even though Strong Bad noticed, The Cheat continued to flicker the Cheat's Lightswitch
by dj gs68 May 7, 2003
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cheat text

When your cell phone is connected to your computer via a USB cable, and you are sending text messages with your keyboard, instead of typing them in on your cell phone.
LaFonda was sending me these long ass text messages at a rate of about 70 words a minute! Nobody can text that fast. I'll bet that slut was "cheat texting" me!
by Thomas O'Brian December 28, 2007
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Multiple chastigasm

Repeated chastigasms in succession over a short period of time. The second is typically more intense than the first. On most occasions, after having the first chastigasm, the girl leaves the apartment. If she immediately returns out of confusion or to make another attempt, but the man continues to chastigasm her and makes her go again, she has had a multiple chastigasm.
That little blond was really hoping to bone him, but Don just sat there smoking a pipe and reading the paper. So, she left the apartment, but then opened the door again to try one last time, but he gave her a multiple chastigasm.
by McDivett September 11, 2010
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cheaters

The New England Patriots are cheaters, as they used illegal spying tactics to get their "dynasty."
by HarryPothead6009 September 29, 2007
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chestrub

When her tits are so small, that when you try to titfuck her, you'll just end up rubbing her chest.
Thomas: I could totally titfuck that teacher!
Torstein: More like chestrub, lol!
by Sgt. Wankalot May 29, 2009
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