The best excuse to be unproductive for eight or more hours every day.
There's really no need for coffee or energy drinks,
Just get some sleep.
I love sleep!
Manhattan, my friends, is not New York City.
However, Manhattan is one of the five boroughs of New York City, (the others being Brooklyn, The Bronx, Queens and Staten Island.)
Many tourists and foreigners refer to only Manhattan as New York City, and at the the same time have never even heard of Staten Island.
Although Manhattan is well known to outsiders, the island that looks like a penis is not all New York City has to offer.
The originator of Whoop Ass!
An awesome soda pop manufacturer with countless original flavors.
Just a few of Jones' many flavors.
I know a girl who got one of her photos on the label, too!
Jones Soda is amazing.
You should try it some time.
The #1 ranked competitive eater in the world!
Kicked Kobayashi's ass.
66 hot dogs in 12 minutes.
Straight from 707!
Joey Chestnut is my hero!
A ten-term congressman who currently represents the 14th district of Texas in the U.S. House of Representatives.
Dr. No is also running a national campaign for President in 2008, under the Republican banner.
Unfortunately, Dr. No has very slim chances of being elected.
Dr. No has earned his title for his countless "nays" on the House floor.
Also see Ron Paul
Dr. No-Not your typical Paulitician!
The only consistently successful sports team in the state!
Minnesota Wild: Stanley Cup '08?
The six-wheeled, 10-ton piece of shit I get stuck riding to that prison they call high school every day.
My bus driver is a fuckin' nut job!
(They told me I had to include "Uncool Bus" in my definition so there it is.)