A Ditch Chicken is a common phrase used in the Midwest to refer to a Pheasant or Quail. Quail and Pheasant are normally seen hanging out around road ditches in the Midwest due to the tall grass that grows in the right-of-way.
Billy: “I just saw a ditch chicken on the road! We better get the 12 gauge from the house and come back by.”
Bob: “I can’t, I ended up getting my three bird limit already today.”
Bob: “I can’t, I ended up getting my three bird limit already today.”
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