Commuter Vehicle

An automobile not up to most people's quality standards. Usually covered in rust.

Hey Kev, nice commuter vehicle!

by DJ_Chardonnay December 14, 2020

Commishioner

Not mistaken for commissioner, a “Commishioner” is someone who is very proficient in running a fantasy football league. The exact opposite of one NFL commissioner “Roger Goodell”

Damn! My fantasy commissioner sucks! I wish we had someone better like a “commishioner”

by Redbarnracer December 23, 2020

commatose

Passed out from overuse of certain punctuation marks, or from overly-fastidious attention-to-detail behavior regarding said symbols in text-composition.

I can see how one might become commatose from excessively using "long-tailed periods", but what about over-indulging in other punctuation marks, such as parentheses or semicolons? Would that produce a similar limp/unresponsive state?

by QuacksO January 31, 2021

Commiliated

When you’re humiliated, but you’re also a lazy dog named Charlie.

Charlie does nothing but sleep. “I’m soooo commiliated.”

by Jbomb314 March 12, 2021

Commiliated

When you’re a lazy dog named and your sleep has been interrupted.

I can’t believe I was woken up from my slumber. I’m soooo commiliated right now.

by Jbomb314 March 15, 2021

Commstacking

Basically the HOA in a nutshell

Julio, Siz, Saab commstacking as usual

by kronzzz March 27, 2021

Commstacking

This describes how bad the HOA's comm's between members are on a daily basis.

HOA's commstacking has yet again caused them to go to prison.

by kronzzz March 27, 2021