Basterdized

Basterdized-
A bastard is a child born out of wedlock, so basterdize would be a mass of children born out of wedlock at once. Therefore,

a giant flaming orgy.

"Dude, I had the best weekend! I basterdized the hell out of all these women!"

by Chuck E. Garfinkel December 1, 2009

blastered

To aggressively post information about someone that might have a negative connotation.

Jesse James and his affair with Tattoo queen were blastered all over the web.

by blueridgephd March 19, 2010

blastard

police officers who harass you for no reason
blue uniforms + acting like a bastard = blastard

Anybody who does something to piss you off, especially people of authority. (police, bouncers, PO)

I can't believe this blastard gave me a speeding ticket

I know that blastard didn't just cut me off!

by cherie September 13, 2004

baster

Peeing in someone's butt.

I'll give you the coke if you give me a baster

by Doobie Bros. Fan 3475 March 7, 2004

bluster

to be swept off your feel by a significant other

This guy blustered me today with his hotness.

by Mr. Gold May 4, 2007

Blisterfield

The awkward moment when you walk past someone, and you both go the same way.

This is an awkward blisterfield.

by theredheadstepchild December 29, 2009

land blasted

verb. - To get bent over and "taken" violently on a parcel of land.

Margie had on her school girl outfit walking through farmer Dan's pasture when Eddie ran up behind her and land blasted her.

by smithlaw November 2, 2011