Alex

Alex is an absolute asshole and needs to play cricket

Captain: Are you playing?
Alex: Oh nah my hammy is sore

by Carrot10 October 9, 2017

Alex

Alex is a very arrogant and irritating boy. He likes to annoy the girls he likes rather than telling them. He is very childish. He thinks he is so hilarious and will only do what he is told if he feels like it. Acts like an awkward youth pastor.

Alex needs to stop, he's not funny.

by Your Man's Girl January 11, 2019

Alex

Good at talking shit, Bad in FIFA.

Damn i just pulled an Alex.. let's go for a rematch!

by Parti1234 April 27, 2017

Alex

Gay fag that suck his dads dick to get expensive things

Alex dou is hellla salty and hates on everyone and wears the same puma pants every day

by Alex hater September 17, 2018

Alex

A pussy ass bitch known for lying and talking shit. Also notorious for not know how vaginas work.

Brad: If a girls pussy is looser than normal, does that mean she’s cheating?

Chad: ugh bro, you sound like such an alex....

by KayAngelic January 27, 2020

Alex

A doche bag no likes rlly annoying, a jerk prob likes jerky, has no friends except his imaginary ones. Has no life is very very very very UGLY and if u think he is nice u obviously haven’t met him bc he a pain in da ass period beachhh

Hi I’m Alex and I’m a doche bag

by Bella da beach October 5, 2020

Alex

A son of a pig. He's that mean popular kid that hates all the nerds. He's usually pretty athletic.

Popular Girl: Oh, I just love Alex.
Me: Go burn in a hole.

by Nerdy Elf June 8, 2018