uggo waffle 

Somebody who does not have attractive features and is infact quite unnatractive or busted.

All of the alcohol in Bob's system made that uggo waffle a hottay.

uggo waffle by Erin D. November 6, 2006

Luxembourgian Waffle Flop 

This sinister act requires two females with a combined weight of 450 lbs, a skinny male, preferably one with a high pitched pansy-ass voice, and a total of 2 mustaches and 2.5 beards among the group. First, the heavier female lies on the kitchen counter and spreads boysenberry syrup on her genitalia whilst the lighter one pins the male on the floor below. The heavier one then rolls off the counter onto the male, positioned so that her genitalia is directly adjacent to his mouth. The lighter of the two then gets atop the counter and performs a "flying elbow drop." This step is repeated until the male can muster enough energy to scream the Luxembourgian motto "Mir wëlle bleiwe wat mir sinn!" loud enough for the neighbors to hear and contact the proper authorties.

Chevitz: "Oh mine gourd i merely escaped by thine skin of mine dentals!"

Roscwaltz: "Escaped whet mine lad?!"

Chevitz: "T'was the Luxembourgian Waffle Flop mine dear friend. Thine fat bitches nearly concluded mine life with such!"

Roscwaltz: "Aye."

Luxembourgian Waffle Flop by Macho Man Randy Sandwich January 1, 2011

Mexican Waffle 

A waffle with manbutter and syrup instead of regular butter and syrup. Best served as part of breakfast in bed.

"Hey babe, you want me to make a special breakfast for you?"

"Yeah! That'd be awesome!"

"You're right, I will make a Mexican Waffle you'll never forget. I have a special organic protein butter that makes it really unique."

Mexican Waffle by PTSpice August 13, 2009

eggo waffle 

A brand that teaches kids through their commercials to be disrespectful towards their parents, despite the fact that the parents were the ones their wiping the kid's ass as a baby, cleaning-up their vomit, and taking care of them after a bad day at school. Most of all, they conveniently forget these parents are the one BUYING their capitalist merchandise.

Eggo waffle teaching disrespect, hatred, and emotional distance from their parents? Can somebody say "Hitler?"

eggo waffle by amethyst August 11, 2007

Awful waffle 

When someone is placed onto a table without a shirt at camp and syrup is poured all over the person's body.

Awful waffle! Awful Waffle! Awful Waffle!

Awful waffle by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

blue waffle maker 

An abnormally large cock that will turn a pussy into a blue waffle after just one pounding.

She did have a nice little pussy, but my blue waffle maker changed her forever.

blue waffle maker by supersab September 30, 2010

CuntyMagTwat Waffle 

The worst insult you may give a woman. She will seem modest due to the waffle portion, but the word-combo at the beginning of the phrase sets off all modesty.

Well Sunshine, aren't you just a f*cking CuntyMagTwat Waffle today!?

CuntyMagTwat Waffle by TOlay June 19, 2010