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Dog Walk You 

2019, the year Cardi B dog walked Tomi lahren.
Cardi B and the world dog walked you.

Tomi Lahren asked that everyone look up “dog walk you” and no results showed. So I made up one. I hope this is good enough for her.

Cardi B’s next single is about to dog walk all over you.

Tomi lahren is playing victim over the possibility of being dog walked.
Dog Walk You by Dog Walker January 20, 2019
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Dog walk 

When a whiny conservative takes a shot at a famous female rapper on twitter and it backfires on her when the female rapper replies with a factual tweet.
Tomi was just dog walk by Cardi b
Dog walk by ElMcNegro January 20, 2019

a walk in the park 

a walk in the park is a game where you quote Jurassic Park (the movie) in your best Christopher Walkin voice.

it's just a walk in the park


You do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right?

take a walk 

to conduct a sensitive discussion while striding up and down the block to avoid being overheard on those pesky eavesdropping devices.
Ever since the cops came and shook down Sammy Blue Eyes, I take a walk to discuss important business.
take a walk by Pete Dick February 17, 2008

stiff walk 

When a man's penis is hard and against his leg forcing him to walk akwardly with one straight leg
Man, Tina bent over in front of me and when I got up I had to stiff walk away
stiff walk by L.Perkins December 3, 2007

paypal walk of shame 

The act of paying for something that you drunkenly bought on eBay.
I got a couple beers in me and bid on a George Michael LP, now I have to do the Paypal walk of shame.
paypal walk of shame by gulliblezine September 7, 2010

Poop Walk 

The act of taking such a long turd that it bottoms out the toilet while still connected to your asshole and you have stand up off the toilet and walk the turd off until the connection breaks.
Guy 1: Dude I deployed such a long monkey tail shit that I had to do the poop walk!
Guy 2: Damn dude did it break clean?
Guy 1: Nah man, it gave me the worst case of mud butt! It took a whole roll to wipe me clean!
Guy 2: Dude you get some pictures?
Guy 1: You know it dude!
Poop Walk by Capt. Newt November 25, 2013