floatin' the river

Riding an inner tube down a river wearing your best pair of jorts while drinking Carlo Rossi from the jug and abandoning any semblance of your former heterosexual self.

floatin' the river
jorts

by Cougs321 September 25, 2011

chris rivera

a bitch nigga

no one wants to be a Chris Rivera

by Revan13 November 4, 2013

Up the river

South Australian term for going to Mannum, South Australia.

Bloke 1: What are you doing this weekend?
Bloke 2 : Going up the river.
Bloke 1: Heaps good.

by Deftercanine April 19, 2011

Muddy River

A form of anal intercourse in which the male partner vigorously fucks his female counterpart until she begins to bleed, at which point he gives her a Mike Tyson directly to the lower abdomen. Usually causes uncontrollable shitting by the female; in rare cases, she may even go through anal prolapse.

I just cocked my fist back and gave her a straight right hook to the stomach. What a Muddy River.

by Hieidark123 July 27, 2010

river

aka. Big riv, Riv dog, Big myes. an amazingly sexy waterpolo playaa who enjoy taking long walks on the beach, nude, while yanking his power cord.

o my gawd it me river most awesome.

by River October 22, 2004

UNC/Duke rivalry

During basketball season: A game that people with way too much money will pay to go see to determine which group of rent-a-pros paid with money and cheap poon is better.

During football season: A virtual comedy goldmine where "football players" perform a delightfully amusing 3-hour spectacle of dropped passes, fumbles, and penalties in front of crowds of nearly 1,000 rabid fans.

Because each team actually has a win coming into this storied football game, the UNC/Duke rivalry sure will be heated as even more fans this year will take off the Dallas Cowboys or New York Yankees hat and dust off the ol' Tar Heel or Blue Devil hat one month sooner than usual.

by State grad March 16, 2005

Face reveal

It’s is told to someone when they wear too much make up.

Becky do a face reveal

by Simbi999 November 5, 2020