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hipster phone

Any form of iPhone.
Brian: Hey did you hear? Heather dropped her new iPhone X and the back of it is cracked to shit! She has to pay an extra $600 to make an insurance claim to get it replaced. It happened right after she spent all that money on those airports since it had no headphone jack!
Michael: That's what happens when you buy a fucking hipster phone!
by Mike the master douche November 7, 2017
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hipster caravan

"Tiny house" a caravan built by a hipster for much more than the cost of a caravan.

Hipster caravans may be called hipster trailers in some cultures.
That fanny just bought a hipster caravan for 30 grand haw haw haw.
by Markypeee November 8, 2017
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Hipster

A person who enjoys living in an urban environment. Typically reserved around crowds they do not know (unless it’s a Ridiculous political campaign like Hillary Clinton’s). The men of the hipster society enjoy dressing like really skinny females with their skirt looking shirts and tight skinny jeans. The ladies of the hipster society enjoy wearing very large round glasses (aka ugly mosquito glasses) and like drinking Starbucks.

Occasionally you will find a hipster in a rural environment. You can call those hippies. They are “off the grid” with their non gmo gardens fertilized with cow manure and their pet cows (with they will never eat because they are vegan).

If you do get to know one they are very intelligent and well educated. They also tend to be great people, just don’t bring up pro-life, guns, or Trump
Did you see that girl drinking that latté at Starbucks? With those funny glasses on she must have been a hipster

Kyle: why is that guy wearing the same outfit as my mom?

Ryan: because he’s probably gay.

Luis: no man! He’s a hipster!

Kyle & Ryan: shut up Luis
by Toaster oven October 24, 2018
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Hipster

Grant is a hipster.
by myhandleisusedbysomeonelse November 15, 2018
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Hipstelao

The term "Hipstelao" serves to designate the Galician independents who dress with style, in fashion. They tend to be young and bearded, sometimes with a beret. The word is a mixture of "Hipster" and "Castelao" (galician nationalist politician).
The concentration was infested of hipstelaos.

Until he said "Galiza Ceibe" I didn't know he was an hipstelao.
by carlosgz April 23, 2019
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Hipster Tilt

Wearing a full brim hat tilted up in the front such that the hairline is exposed.
The concert was good, but there was so much hipster tilt that I couldn’t see the stage.
by Otownhipster October 14, 2019
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hipster

A guy from Kilkis that moved to London to dress like a peacock and drink flat whites with oat milk while eating avocado toasts in East London
- Hey man, do you want to go for kokoretsi?

- I'm sorry man, I'm vegan now
- What a hipster!
by gelost February 13, 2020
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