hung like a heathen

When you have a extremely long penis.

I'm hung like a heathen and you are hung like a rat.

by Sadasfbruh March 20, 2016

On a heater

An attempt to convince yourself you will win all your money back with one good shoe of cards

I'm gonna be on a heater at the blackjack table.

by ParisLV July 23, 2016

sink a heater

smoke a cigarette

Marshall: this party sucks
Miranda: do you wanna go sink a heater outside?
Marshall: i thought you'd never ask

by mixtest December 10, 2017

Bark at her heater

Eat pussy, to perform oral sex on a female

She wants me to bark at her heater

by Meth Guzzler August 19, 2018

Sneezing into the heater

Eating pussy. Giving oral pleasure to a female

I got her off by sneezing into the heater.

by StingerMissile September 4, 2021

Fuckable space heater

That bigger bitty you get from November to February.

I picked up a fuckable space heater at the bar, only cost two shots and an Uber.

by MrCrafty September 21, 2021

The Holland Heater

When you take apart the wiring for a space heater and clamp the exposed wires to the females nipples. You then proceed to have sex with her while flipping the switch for the heater randomly causing a jolt of electricity to run through her and arousing her until climax.

This woman claimed I couldn't get her to climax, so i introduced her to The Holland Heater... She still can't walk right. Even her speech is slurred now.

by My Dad Said November 2, 2021