by foug March 25, 2003
Get the Ham Sandwitchmug. Ham fisted as in, a very fat persons hand. Lacking dexterity, and producing poor results in tasks requiring accuracy. Makes sense as the phrase is used to describe something done clumsily, poorly executed. The saying is not limited to physical actions, it can also apply to social situations, a versatile phrase, and/or insult.
"Luke locked himself out while drunk last night and ham fisted his way into the house by kicking in the fucking door. He's a liability, I swear."
"John's game is so cringey, man. He just sent out a mass text on tinder saying he can speak french and make girls squirt. Like he thinks that will sway a girl who's on the fence his way. Ham fisted bastard."
"John's game is so cringey, man. He just sent out a mass text on tinder saying he can speak french and make girls squirt. Like he thinks that will sway a girl who's on the fence his way. Ham fisted bastard."
by theturkishprince November 15, 2018
Get the Ham Fistedmug. a person with a very red/pink face , lyk shes had alot ov ham piled on her cheeks t giv her this culer
"woahh luk at dat ham face he's as red as a fresh piece of sliced ham"
"shes a ham face girl, got the pinkest cheeks evah!"
"err shes got embaressd n gon all ham face" :)
"shes a ham face girl, got the pinkest cheeks evah!"
"err shes got embaressd n gon all ham face" :)
by Kdotpizzzlee July 22, 2009
Get the ham facemug. A sex act involving a 300+ pound woman standing over a man's erect penis while he lays flat on his back. The woman lifts her legs suddenly in order to plummet down on the man's shaft to achieve penetration.
by Sylinashi August 17, 2022
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Get the ham upmug.