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Creepy Guy Formula

The formula one must use when determining at what age it is socially acceptable for a male to date/marry/etc a female.

Generally stated, the guy's age divided by two, plus seven.
Cale is 26. Cale's age divided by 2 is 13, so adding 7 to that gives you 20. Thus, by the rules stated in the Creepy Guy Formula, the absolute youngest girl Cale can date is a 20 year-old.
by Vocatus May 25, 2012
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local black guy

Peter Griffin.

On that one episode where Peter Griffin learns that he has african ancestors, he is referred to on the news as "Local Black Guy".
"If I had black heritage I'd ask to be referred to this subtitle on the news as well. lol but then again I'm a weird person myself."
-me
by Dave February 18, 2004
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Family Guy

A retarded show made by retards. Copies The Simpsons. Was funny to start when their ideas were original, but now it's just a load of shit.
Family Guy: Pea-Tear-Griffin
by cba December 9, 2008
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tech guy

indivudual that has is seen by others as knowing everything about computers, females seem to avoid and scorn "tech guys", for some unknown reason.
Why do we always get called tech guys in front of females?
by disrespecting foo December 10, 2002
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comic book guy

The guy from "The Simpsons" who sells
comic books at his store, "the android's dungeon". Overweight and
unmarried, he spends most of his free time eating and looking up porn.
His real name is a mystery.
"There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling"
-Comic Book Guy
by person yo-yo December 22, 2003
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family guy

a highly overrated show popular with geeks with no originality of their own because they need to watch it to get some lame new catchphrase. despite what some think, it doesn't copy the simpsons. it also has less direction than a blind Jew. mostly comprised of flashback scenes with no connection to the plot (if there is any) and features boring rants by a lemonheaded baby.
A: Wow, why am I watching this Family Guy crap when South Park is on?
B: I don't now, maybe you're queer.
by mombanger69 April 10, 2006
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Sly Guy

A guy that is very very sly. So sly to the point where your jaw drops when he does his cunning actions.
Freddy: "Cory, I can't believe you just benched 365; That's so incredible!"

Cory: "Yeah, I'm what you call a Sly Guy."
by Backflip Guy August 2, 2009
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