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A computer is an electronic device generally consisting of a screen, a keyboard, a mouse or trackpad, and internal components which allows it to function. Computers are devices to perform a variety of tasks from doing calculations, that no human could ever do, in seconds, to playing games, to writing essays. Also, YOU KNOW WHAT A FUCKING COMPUTER IS, HOW ELSE ARE YOU HERE!!! THE ONLY REASON YOU ARE SEARCHING THIS UP IS BECAUSE YOU WANT SOMETHING SMUTTY!!! JUST GIVE UP AND GO TO WATTPAD IF YOU ARE SO DESPERATE!!!
"Ah, I'm home, time to open my computer to find something smutty on the urban dictionary." said/thought you
by Unlisted_games27 December 15, 2022
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computerhead

autistic person who is very good with computers and uses 4-chan.
Maarten is such an computerhead.
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Computr

Steve: I want a computr!
Ari: You mean a computer?
Steve: Yeah that
Ari: We are talking in real life, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!?
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Computer

You are using a computer to search for the definition of a computer.
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Compitalism

Economic theory that combines communism with capitalism flexibly with any contextual variables.
Monopolies would become Targets for nationalization, nationalized necessities, ECT..
Compitalism is the competent version of the false dichotomy between communism and capitalism.
by Dr.Crow March 19, 2023
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comput3r

comput3r is a programmer who uses the mineflayer library in javascript to make dumb shit on Minecraft anarchy servers.
i hate comput3r
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ComputerTomfooleryDungleButton

The act of taking apart someone else computer, blending it until it is a fine powder of computer parts, mixing it with protein powder, mixing with milk, then serving to the owner of the computer.
Josh, "Where is my custom built gaming pc?!"
Jamal, "We do a little ComputerTomfooleryDungleButton."
by r8fkegd9emode83d April 3, 2023
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